The big news for the past two days is the mass suicide in Guyana of a cult led by somebody named Jim Jones. It’s costing the U.S. government $8 million to remove all the bodies and bring them back. They’d put cyanide in grape-flavored Kool-Aid, (laughs) Just think, if they’d used Campbell’s Soup I’d be so famous, I’d be on every news show, everyone would be asking me about it. But Kool-Aid was always a hippie thing.

Andy Warhol